Disclaimer: Gross Exaggerations and stereotyping coming up. NO OFFENSE MEANT. All in good humor.
America, Where Oil is the blood that runs through the veins of the motherland;
Where it`s no longer "My SUV is bigger than yours" but "My Hummer is better than yours".
Where no longer is it only drive-through fast food and coffee shops, but drive-through drug stores.
Where gun laws are liberal, 'pro-life' activists flagrant and Darwinism considered an ancient fairytale.
Where people blissfully live life 'Mac D' size, while politicians watch Russia from their front porch!
Where Friday evenings are a 'Budweiser-ish Blur'.
While Saturday afternoons bring Families together to 'A Prairie Home Companion'.
And then there are the Americans themselves. A distinct conglomerate of the incredibly bright, the incredibly dull, the incredibly warm and the incredibly honest set of people I`ve met; who make my life here, a dream come true.
All of that.
And Bush is no longer President!
Happy Independence Day to All my American Friends. May you soon breathe free..
God Bless!
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Happy independence day :)
Yes, Happy Independence Day!!!
To each, his or her own, Piper.
Happy Independence Day, girl who travels far.
I'm not very qualified enough to critical about America...but I loved and laughed when I read this post of yours.
Great one,Mish.
'America, Where Oil is the blood that runs through the veins of the motherland;
Where it`s no longer "My SUV is bigger than yours" but "My Hummer is better than yours'...hilarious
And yes YAY that Bush is not the President anymore!
Happy Independence Day to all the Americans :)
And where animals are as loved/or at times more loved than human's themselves and might even have the right to sue. Happy independance day to america, the land of possibilities :). Nice one pipes. What did you dovduring the long weekend. In laws still around?
And where animals are as loved/or at times more loved than human's themselves and might even have the right to sue. Happy independance day to america, the land of possibilities :). Nice one pipes. What did you dovduring the long weekend. In laws still around?
Happy 4th of July. We were just in time for the fireworks. :)
That is such a sweet post Mishy. Loved it. happy independence Day to you!
A nice post - "Happy Independence day, America". Wish we could learn some patriotism and respect for the flag and constitution from them.
Liked the post:)))
and specially this
And then there are the Americans themselves. A distinct conglomerate of the incredibly bright, the incredibly dull, the incredibly warm and the incredibly honest set of people I`ve met; who make my life here, a dream come true.
All of that.
And Bush is no longer President!
Happy Independence Day to All my American Friends. May you soon breathe free..
all the lines are honest and made me smile (the Bush one made me laugh :D )
that in itself is a reason to celebrate :)))
Here's wishing you too:)
((hugs))))
nice post, Happy Independence Day...
This is funny:
Where people blissfully live life 'Mac D' size, while politicians watch Russia from their front porch!
Sara: welcome to my blog! :) and yes, it was meant to be funny :)
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